Monday, March 29, 2010

BBQ (and Words) With Friends

BBQ is not just a food, it's an institution.  In the states, you've got Memphis, North Carolina and a few other areas that serve up something resembling BBQ.  But if you want to do it right, you come to Texas.  And when you get to Texas, you head to my neck of the woods.  We are surrounded by some of the best bbq restaurants in the world and as much as it pains me to admit, I'd only been to a handful.  It's like living in Athens and never having visited the Parthenon.  This is no way for a supposed food blogger to live.

So, I did something about it.  Many would plan several weekend trips to capture all the area has to offer.  Not I.  I wanted to do something grandiose.  I wanted to be able to compare each and every one, come back here and post my findings.  I gathered a small group of warriors and we departed Austin at 730am Saturday morning.  These are their stories /Law and Order Voice.

Snow's - Lexington, Tx
2008 Texas Monthly Best BBQ
Open once a week on Saturday, this had to be our first stop, despite being the furthest out of the way.  They open at 8am and close when they sell out (often before 11).  We arrived just after they opened and dove in.  Brisket breakfast? Absolutely.


Louie Mueller BBQ - Taylor, TX
30 minutes later we arrived at Louie Mueller in Taylor.  We got there about 15 minutes before they opened but upon walking in, you knew this place had been there for awhile (51 years at this location).  5 decades of smoke residue and haze never smelled so good.




City Market - Luling, TX
For full disclosure, this was the only one of the 6 that I'd ever been to before so I already knew what to expect going in, greatness.  Probably my favorite BBQ joint not served out of a trailer.  The plan was to do Lockhart first, but upon arrival the collective vote was to postpone eating another 20 minutes by driving to Luling first.  The realization that portion size matters when visiting 6 different joints finally caught up to us.


Black's Barbecue - Lockhart, TX
There was a painful sigh when Brendan pointed out we were now halfway through.  The strategy evolved at this point into a group buy.  Sampling from here on saved the trip from certain doom.  We had officially hit the meat wall.  We followed the giant yellow arrows and found Black's.

This picture really doesn't do justice to the mammoth beef rib they dared us to take on.


This was not for the faint of heart. Meat nap after Black's

Smitty's Market - Lockhart, TX
Recently, the Travel Channel aired an episode of Food Wars pitting Smitty's against Kreuz Market.  Kreuz was originally located in Smitty's current building but some family splintering resulted in two outstanding BBQ joints instead of just 1.  The show declared Kreutz the winner.  Though I'm waiting until the end to post my rankings, I'll say right now, they got it wrong.

 Slowest moving line....ever.  This is where the meat sweats really started to kick in.

Jordan explains the intricacies of roller derby using rocks as jammers.

They've been smoking meat for awhile.  The truth is in the film.


Kreuz Market - Lockhart, TX
This was it.  The final stop.  Another long line but this one went a little quicker.  There was one section you waited in line for meat.  Then another section for sides, drinks, ice cream, etc that surprisingly was almost as long as the meat line.  No matter, sides have no role in determining good bbq and outside of some bread and several brave orders of cobbler, it was all meat, all the time.
Pretty sure she was giving me the stink eye.  
Various victory poses (note Brendan still playing Words W/Friends)

Final Standings
Food blogging, whether through this type of medium, Yelp, bulletin board, whatever is to say the least a bit subjective.  The idea of doing all 6 in one grand tour was to be able to compare each and come up with some arbitrary nomBlog rankings.  After attending all 6 places, it was clear many factors would play into the results so it's difficult to definitively state A is better than B without doing this again on a different day.  However, to avoid giving myself (and my lovely wife) a coronary, I'll simply throw up my rankings as of right now with the understanding that some time down the road, this will be attempted again for an accurate judgment.


Brisket (the true measuring stick of any good BBQ)
1. Smitty's - just look at the pics.  great cut and the fat just blends into the meat for a tender, buttery bite.
2. City Market
3. Louie Mueller
4. Snow's (I've convinced myself we just caught them on an off day with a leaner, drier cut)
5. Kreuz
6. Black's

Sausage
1. Louie Mueller - Tough to pick a clear winner as I thought all 6 had solid offerings
2. City Market
3. Smitty's
4. Black's
5. Kreuz
6. Snow's

Pork Ribs (not my thing so this may be better judged by others on the tour, I didn't try one at Snow's)
1. Smitty's
2. City Market
3. Kreuz
4. Black's
5. Louie Mueller

Overall Winner
1a. Smitty's - Extremely impressed and now realize why people wait in that line.  Will be back soon.
1b. City Market - Just as I remembered it, solid all around. I would really like to compare them to Smitty's heads up for a final call.
3. Louie Mueller - Traditional and an A+ for "this is what a bbq joint should look like"
4. Snows - Again, I feel like either the cut I got just wasn't great or maybe it was just an off day.  Based solely on reputation, it's the one I most look forward to trying again.
5. Kreuz - For the record, it rhymes with "lights".  I fear this got lower rankings simply b/c it was the last stop.  Would certainly go again for a getaway lunch.
6. Black's - Not to say that it was "bad", just didn't really compare well with the others.  That said, if it was across the street or near work, I'd happily dine there frequently.

Big thanks to everyone that came along and best of luck to your digestive tracts these next few days.



Thursday, March 25, 2010

SXSW Recap

So yes, technically this is a food blog and the following post will have nothing to do with food (minus the free hotdogs and beer acquired throughout my journey).  There's your warning.

My other passion (and a huge reason I love living in this great town) is music.  During one of our first conversations (I think via myspace...oh yeah, take a walk down memory lane with me), A asked me if I liked ACL.  Trying my best to sound like the man of her dreams I said it was alright (if you can get past the dust, the heat and the sea of people), but SXSW was really more of my thing.  Hundreds of bands playing small venues pretty much nonstop for 4 days straight...what's not to love?  Did I mention free food and booze?

In my younger years (namely, when I worked the noon-8 shift at St. Ed's), I'd grab a wristband and hit all the night shows I could.  Old age being what it is, I stand before you a broken and miserable man (bonus points for naming that slightly modified quote...hint at the end of the blog).  The last couple of years I've ditched the wristband for the free day shows. My sleep cycle and liver have both thanked me for the change.

Without further ado, here's what I saw:

1. Broken Bells - Parking Garage on Red River
A collaboration between Danger Mouse and James Mercer (of The Shins)?  Yes please.  Got in line early for this one only to be rewarded by free hot dogs, free beer and one of the more unique venues I've ever seen a concert.  The sound was great, the crowd was into it and the band...simply amazing.



2. Japandroids - Emos
Unfortunately, the awesomenous of the BB show ran long and I missed the Morning Benders.  But we arrived in time to catch most of Japandroids' set.  Vancouver based duo who throw down a garage-rock kind of sound which seems to be more and more rare in this era of MGMT, Yeasayer, Arcade Fire types (not to say I'm not down with those bands, but its tough to beat a good rock show with nothing but a guitar and drumset).

3. Titus Andronicus - Emos
New Jersey based rock band currently pimping a concept album based on the Civil War.  What can possibly go wrong?  It may have just been an off show (I think they had 10 or 11 at SXSW), but S and I left halfway through their set.  They just didn't seem to be into it, the sound was awful (part of that was on Emos) and at SXSW, there's a plethora of options (not pinatas).

4. The Soft Pack - Max's Wine Dive Underground
A, S and I were a little worried we wouldn't get in based on the line outside of Max's but after 10 minutes or so, they let a bunch head in.  Another interesting space.  Some sort of basement that on better days serves as an art exhibit.  Free cheese and free beer hit the spot while we live tweeted (and took pictures of our own comments...yeah, next come the skinny jeans... I know).  The Soft Pack came on and put on an ok show.  Surfer rockish sound that started well, but tended to start sounding the same song to song.


5. Maps and Atlases - YardDog back alley
Caught them while waiting for the next band to setup.  Very poppy, but a unique sound.  Not sure I could listen to more than a couple songs of theirs before getting a little annoyed but damn did their lead singer have a solid beard.

6. We Were Promised Jetpacks - YardDog back alley
After dubbing them "best band name of SXSW 09" last year, I finally took the time to actually listen to their stuff this year and knew immediately that this was a band I wanted to catch.  Scottish indie-pop-rockish...I'm not good with labels, I just know what sounds good to these 2 ears and they fit the bill.  One of the few bands I saw at SXSW that actually sound just as good live as they do on their album.  Oh, and free beer.

7. Peelander-Z - Trophy's
Last but certainly not least, a band I was dragged halfway across the city last year by MW & S to see at least year's SXSW.  Japanese Comedic Punk is the only way to halfway do it justice.  Walking from YardDog to Trophy's I called A, begging for her to meet me there.  Being a stone's throw from our front door helped urge her on.  They played on the back of a flatbed truck and while not the best musicians in the world, their show is unique and one of the best times I've had.  Songs such as "So Many Mikes", "Mad Tiger", "Ninja High-School", human bowling, giant squid suits....just wow.  To finish it off, they all climbed up a tree and scaled to the top of Trophy's, equipment and all to play their last song.  Like I thanked MW&S last year, A thanked me and we ended our day with Magnolia Cafe to process what we'd just witnessed.

As always, an amazing week in Austin.  And for those expecting a food blog, you won't be disappointed with the next entry.  Next up, the Great Central Texas BBQ Tour complete with documentation using an actual camera (our latest purchase for my food documentation endeavors).  Engage salivation...NOW.

bonus points if you answered the quote correctly: Celebrity Jeopardy